I sit at home late at night, staring at my computer, browsing the internet. Suddenly, a brilliant flash of light appears outside the window. In the room, a radiant orb of warm, white light materializes. It does not speak aloud, but within my mind, I hear its voice. It tells me it is ready to impart to me the most secret knowledge of reality, the essence of ultimate truth, and complete understanding.

(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER)